The NerdEcdysiast

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twitter.com/NerdEcdysiast:

    cumformeboredwifey:

He thought I was his girlfriend. He said I felt better than ever. Tighter. Wetter. More passionate… More everything ! I knew who he was of course, I had arranged the whole blindfold thing with his girlfriend, ex girlfriend now :( she didn’t like hearing how much better it felt when he was fucking his little sister

    cumformeboredwifey:

    He thought I was his girlfriend. He said I felt better than ever. Tighter. Wetter. More passionate… More everything ! I knew who he was of course, I had arranged the whole blindfold thing with his girlfriend, ex girlfriend now :( she didn’t like hearing how much better it felt when he was fucking his little sister

    (Source: lewdthings, via demon-cloud-strife)

    — 5 days ago with 55 notes

    rydenarmani:

    for some reason, these dudes following me on twitter and tumblr seem to believe that pornography is a necessity and that it is MY responsibility to supply them with free content or “samples”. they really expect me to totally disregard my JOB in order to give them what they want, and it’s absolutely laughable. porn is a luxury, and just like any other luxury; if you can’t afford it, you don’t get it. that, or you buy it anyway and face the consequences later 😅

    if you want a sample, you better be giving me a sample of that cash ;)

    (via thelazystrippers)

    — 5 days ago with 3966 notes

    the-goddamazon:

    Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

    Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

    That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

    (via thelazystrippers)

    — 5 days ago with 27065 notes

    blueklectic:

    Dear Lord please inject me with Beyoncé’s work ethic and motivation amen

    (via spoiledbabysugar)

    — 5 days ago with 165185 notes

    furrygirlz:

    pussy for: http://straightfurrypornnetwork.tumblr.com/

    (via demon-cloud-strife)

    — 5 days ago with 81 notes
    #furry  #porn  #furry porn 
    The pee pee dance

    I find myself with a new obsession/love: Giving lap dances to guys who tell me that they have to pee, and doing every annoying thing I can to make the dance torturous for them. Jumping up and down in their laps, giggling devilishly while my tits bounce about their face. I love to ask every few seconds how they feel all while denying them access to leave until the song/suite is over. There’s no better feeling than grinding my hips over their hard cock and into their gut, squishing what little space their beer filled bladders had left. Yet the pièce de résistance of it all….watching them hurriedly count out their money to give to me then disappear into the crowd to find the restroom as their embarrassment runs down their legs.
    That is an exchange of power that I just cannot get enough of lately.

    — 5 days ago
    #stripperproblems  #lapdances  #no sex in the champange room  #strippers  #pee 

    Signing off #NiteFlirt for a while, but you can still buy my goodies at http://www.niteflirt.com/profile/TheNerdEcdysiast?un=25d2#goodies.

    — 2 months ago